Wikipedia Doesn’t Want You to Know the Secret to Becoming Christ

Ashley Feinberg · 01/27/16 01:50PM

Another week, another hoard of lost, encyclopedic souls deleted by Wikipedia’s editors in cold blood. But don’t worry; though these bizarre, terribly sourced articles may be gone, they will never be forgotten. We’ve made sure of it.

Hamilton Nolan · 09/16/15 01:10PM

“Dear Sir, I am sorry to have to inform you that I do not believe in the Bible as a divine revelation & therefore not in Jesus Christ as the son of God. Yours faithfully. Ch. Darwin

Crazy Toothy Fish Is In Fact Jesus, Our Lord

Hamilton Nolan · 06/03/15 09:16AM

When you see a fish like this swimming by, you might dismiss it by saying, “Don’t let that weirdo toothy monster fish touch me!” while flinging a spear. But what if you knew that that fish was actually Jesus, the Christ?

Screw Sharia: Godlessness Is Creeping Across America

Adam Weinstein · 05/12/15 02:28PM

Perhaps you’re concerned about the rise of Islam in American life. Or the rising influence of evangelical Christians who express concern about the rise of Islam. It may surprise you to learn that America’s fastest-growing religious demographic is people who just don’t give a shit.