Jersey Shore in Italy Is Awesomely Grotesque

Brian Moylan · 07/19/11 11:46AM

Finally, we get a glimpse of all the death and destruction the guidos of Jersey Shore bring to Florence for their fourth season. It's like the Fellini movie that we always wanted. It's time to get excited, everyone!

Jersey Shore's Sammi and Ronnie Have Broken Up Again

Brian Moylan · 04/25/11 03:50PM

Season four of Jersey Shore hasn't even filmed yet and already the show's tortuously unstable couple Sammi and Ronnie have gotten together and broken up 17 quadrillion times. Apparently now it's officially back off again.

Ex-Boyfriend: JWOWW Put a Steak Knife Through My Arm

Maureen O'Connor · 04/22/11 10:39AM

JWOWW's ex says she attacked him with a steak knife and a fireplace poker. Beyonce wears stilettos at a Disney theme park. LeAnn Rimes is happy with her homewrecker marriage. Charlie Sheen gives to charity. It's time for TGIFriday gossip.

The Crazy Rules for Jersey Shore's Trip to Italy

Brian Moylan · 04/19/11 01:45PM

Florence, Italy will play host to our eight favorite guidos from Jersey Shore for the series' fourth season, and now the city's mayor of has issued a litany of rules the show has to follow as it takes the circus abroad. These are going to be impossible to follow.

New Jersey Shore Spin-Offs to Feed Our Lust for Quality Television

Richard Lawson · 04/07/11 05:04PM

Just when you think there isn't enough readily available high culture in this country — the opera is too expensive, plus Lepage's staging of Das Rheingold actually makes us miss fusty old Otto Schenk — comes news that we are saved. Specifically, we're getting some Jersey Shore spin-offs.

Jersey Shore: The End of the Affair

Brian Moylan · 03/25/11 01:05PM

Everything must eventually end and—like sucking the lemon, disposing the condom, or unclogging the toilet—the final transmission of Jersey Shore was the final gesture of the greatest sociological experiment of our time.

Jersey Shore: The Return of 'Done'

Brian Moylan · 03/18/11 12:33PM

As our subjects in the most important sociological experiment of our time get close to the end of their summer, they start to fall into old patterns and must face their oldest and deadliest villains. Oh, and Sammi said "done" again. The apocalypse is nigh.

Jersey Shore: The Dog Days of Summer

Brian Moylan · 03/11/11 01:48PM

As the season wears on in Seaside Heights, the eight subjects in what is and forever shall be the most important sociological experiment of our time grow listless. Their behavior becomes simultaneously erratic and monotonous. Then the same torturous storyline comes along again to fill up the tedium.

Jersey Shore: Toilet Bowl of Terror

Brian Moylan · 03/04/11 02:00PM

Sometimes Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, is all about shit. Not the normal shit about Sammi and Ronnie breaking up, Snooki getting wasted, and The Situation hooking up with some girl that smells like cheese. It is about actual, literal shit.

Jersey Shore: Taken For a Ride

Brian Moylan · 02/25/11 01:46PM

Of all the creatures on Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, Snooki is possibly the most vulnerable. Last night we saw attacks on the little heffalump from all directions. She barely survived, and there is danger on the horizon.

Snooki and the Jersey Shore Crew Go to Wonderland

Brian Moylan · 02/23/11 04:32PM

We all know that Jersey Shore is the most important sociological experiment of our time, but is it also the most inspiring children's book of our time? One illustrator sent Snooki and her cohorts to Wonderland and the results are rather amusing.

Jersey Shore: Snookus Interruptus

Brian Moylan · 02/18/11 02:04PM

Now that Ronnie and Sammi are broken up, we can return to the fun and frivolity of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time. Between the clogged toilets, the soiled panties, and the return of old foes, there was a lot going on.