Nitasha Tiku · 04/25/13 02:55PM

Wild pigs by the millions are taking over the planet, choking out native species and decimating natural ecosystems. Brooklyn better diversify its palate toward feral bacon, or else!

The Trouble With Great-Tailed Grackle Birds

Mallory Ortberg · 01/06/13 03:37PM

I think I have made my stance on birds fairly clear. With a few exceptions, birds are not to be trusted; it is not normal to have such soft, vulnerable bodies bookended with slashing beaks and razor-sharp claws. It is as unnatural as an armed marshmallow.