Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner

Maureen O'Connor · 12/08/09 02:50AM

Boobs! Cars! Explosions! Knife play! Freed from the shackles of overbearing mass-market necessities like "plot," Bay indulges the very poetry of his soul in this ad for expensive panties. Watch it, then read an exclusive transcript of his internal monologue.