The Search for the Next Eating Ass

Jamie Lauren Keiles · 07/10/15 10:05AM

2014 broke the baseball metaphor. It used to be that you knew what it meant to go all the way, but as eating ass increasingly embeds its face in the crack of popular discourse, it seems that we’re looking back at the days of celebrating home runs. Who cares about fourth base now when the spectators in the stands are eating peanuts, Cracker Jack, and each other’s buttholes?