Kevin Gates Won't Stop Fucking His Cousin: "Shit, the Pussy Good"

Jay Hathaway · 01/09/15 10:31AM

Louisiana rap star Kevin Gates recently discovered that the woman he's been sleeping with for 3 months, who some people said looked like she could be his sister, is actually his cousin. Rough news for a couple to get. I guess they'll have to break up and stop having se—wait, what's this?

Game of Thrones Tried to Feature Actual Incest

Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/14/14 07:54PM

Incest is pretty integral to the plot of Game of Thrones, but the brother-sister relations have always been fictional—a fact that's apparently a big disappointment for the producers of the show.

Flowers in the Attic: Crazy Eyes and Scenery Chewing

Rich Juzwiak · 01/20/14 12:10PM

In case you missed it, Lifetime (television for women and their friends who love campy shit) aired a brand new version of V.C. Andrews' incest classic Flowers in the Attic on Saturday. Its ridiculous plot, which finds a group of four young siblings imprisoned in their grandparents' attic because their grandfather can't know about them because their mother married her half-uncle and their mother is trying to win back the love of her father so she can inherit his fortune, was delivered ridiculously. (Spoiler alert: The imprisoned brother and sister end up fucking, so that kind of thing runs in the family.)

Bobbi Kristina Denies Incest: ‘We Aren't Even Real Brother and Sister’

Caity Weaver · 07/10/13 06:01PM

Young love: so magical when it happens in movies, so annoying when it happens in real life because this Chili's is for everyone and families are trying to eat dinner here. Sophomores dating juniors. Cheerleaders dating lacrosse captains. Brothers dating sisters. Everything cool except that last one.

INCEST Is Now an Issue in the New York Mayoral Campaign

Hamilton Nolan · 06/05/13 09:32AM

Even for engaged citizens, the long New York City mayoral campaign can sometimes get a bit tedious. Our city's tabloid reporters work tirelessly to find fresh angles to keep readers interested. How about... INCEST? Or even, dare we say... INCEST BUNDLING?