Watch Obama Flub the Presidential Oath for the Second Time

Max Read · 01/21/13 12:30PM

For the second time in as many inaugurations, the president screwed up the oath of office. This time — unlike in 2009 — it wasn't even Chief Justice John Roberts' fault: Obama just stumbled over "the office of the President of the United States," settling for an embarrassed grin instead of finishing the sentence.

Robert Kessler · 01/21/13 12:28PM

In case you missed it, the full text of President Obama's second inaugural speech is available here.

Embracing the Cool Porcelain of Our National Toilet: The Obama Hangover

Mobutu Sese Seko · 01/21/13 11:15AM

The last time Barack Obama stepped up to an inaugural podium, the notion that we would spend four years with the Senate minority leader pledging not to pass a single item of legislation to help the president, the GOP House holding the American debt rating hostage, and countless party members whispering birther conspiracies and publicly sucking Donald Trump's feathered, blowdried asshole would have sounded like lunacy. Now it sounds like a Thursday.

Barack Obama Takes the Oath of Office for His Second Term

Robert Kessler · 01/20/13 12:57PM

President Barack Obama was officially sworn in for his second term as president. In a small ceremony at the White House, Obama swore to "preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States." The oath was administered by Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts; Michelle, Sasha and Malia joined him too.

Robert Kessler · 01/20/13 10:16AM

Joe Biden was sworn in to his second term this morning. A Corvette delivered the oath, kidding, it was Sonia Sotomayor.