Teen Girls Wrongly Assume It's Okay to do Ke$ha Performance in ChurchChristopher Han · 12/26/10 12:00AM
Oh my god cringe city. CRINGE CITY. These girls changed the lyrics from the trashy sin-celebrating "Tik Tok" to something more god-appeasing. But it's not okay. NOBODY IS AMUSED. Awkward, inappropriate teen sinners inside.
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Naked jogger inspires headline writersChris Mohney · 02/15/07 06:00PM
The choices range from "Naked South Bay Jogger Comes Clean" to "Nude jogger's jiggles end with a fine and an apology." Scientific Atlanta engineer (and proud patent holder) Darryl Delacruz has been identified as the Naked Jogger of Cupertino. Alternately described as "fleshy" and "not in very good physical shape," Delacruz also purportedly owns a dumpling shop. He's a traditional nudist, not a sex-crazed physical fitness freak, and presented no danger besides confusing one equestrian's horse ("She probably wondered where he kept his carrots."). Delacruz will pay a $95 fine and will henceforth cover his carrots and dumplings when running in public.