30,000 Idiots Bought Boxes of Actual Shit for $6 on Black Friday

Andy Cush · 12/15/14 05:35PM

Are you one of the 30,000 thirsty rubes who were lucky enough to score the Cards Against Humanity Bullshit Box before it sold out on Black Friday? Congratulations: you are a reprehensible human being, and you got exactly what you deserved.

How Not to Drive a Train

Jasper Reardon · 09/14/08 01:42PM

If you happen to be a commuter train driver, it's probably not a good idea to be texting with a teenager while you chug along. Lots of people might die.