Seat Scanner Identifies People By Their Butts

Maureen O'Connor · 12/29/11 02:48PM

Researchers at Japan's Advanced Institute of Industrial Technology have invented an intricate butt-scanning system that can tell who is driving a car based on the shape of his or her butt, intrepid future newspaper The Daily reports:

Man Won't Let Cops or Fires Stop Him From Eating His Taco Bell

Lauri Apple · 10/11/11 03:52AM

After drinking enough to allegedly register a .227 on a blood alcohol content test, Florida person Matthew Falkner went to a Jensen Beach Taco Bell, ordered some tacos, then passed out in his pick-up truck while waiting in the drive-thru—just like you sometimes do! Taco Bell drive-thrus are comforting.