Queen Elizabeth to German President: Thanks for the Shitty-Ass Gift

Andy Cush · 06/24/15 02:10PM

Above, we see Elizabeth II, Her Majesty the Ice Queen, examining a portrait of her as a young girl riding a blue horse, which was presented to her today by German Federal President Joachim Gauck. We haven’t seen the queen this disgusted since Kate Middleton wore the wrong shade of nude tights to tea.