Detergent Brand Trying to Pull Off the Biggest Scam Since Bottled Water

Hamilton Nolan · 02/15/13 11:06AM

Are you the type of consumer who just waltzes into a store, carefree as you please, and picks up a jug of laundry detergent after a cursory glance at superficial factors like "price" and "it is laundry detergent?" I pity you. More specifically, I pity your clothes. And most importantly, I pity anyone who decides to run an ultraviolet detector over your clothes to see just how disgusting you really are.