Please Enjoy the DEA's Very Good Guide to "Rave Parties"

Hudson Hongo · 06/27/16 12:15AM

While one’s first rave is generally thrilling, it can also be bewildering experience for an unsophisticated Drug Enforcement Agent. When, for instance, do ravers put on their rave clothes? Which sports drinks do they favor? Also what in God’s name is a “PLUR”?

Barack Obama to Do Battle With Elisabeth Hasselbeck on The View

Richard Lawson · 07/26/10 12:56PM

Talk show-lovin' "celebrity" President Obama will be the first sitting US president in history to appear on a daytime talk show when he appears on the ladyklatsch on Thursday. Conservative Jack Russell terrier Hasselbeck readies some well-researched questions and complaints.