'The Pizza Roulette' Is Pizza from Hell

Leah Beckmann · 03/12/12 02:48PM

Literally. Brought to you by the New Zealand-based pizza chain Hell Pizza, the Pizza Roulette special is not for the faint of heart or palate. One out of the eight slices is laced with "the hottest chilli known to mankind," turning every pizza party into hazing night at a frat.

How to Beat the Heat

Hamilton Nolan · 06/09/11 05:10PM

It was ninety-something degrees in NYC today. Anthony Weiner's penis has been dominating the news for 24 hours now. Hotness besieges us on all sides! Need to beat that heat? Let's beat it together—with this handy list!

Slow News Day Stories: It's Hot

Hamilton Nolan · 07/06/10 08:54AM

Sunday was the 4th of July. Everyone was either off work yesterday, or at work doing nothing. Today, therefore, is one of the slowest news days of the entire year. Luckily for our city's beleaguered journalists: it's hot!