Terrible Mom Arrested for Encouraging Teen Daughter in Brawl

Jeff Neumann · 09/23/10 05:02AM

A Florida woman was arrested yesterday after a YouTube video surfaced showing her egging on her 16-year-old daughter during a brawl with another teenage girl. The video shows April Newcomb midway through the fight telling her daughter, "Don't fucking stop."

World's Worst Person Also World's Cheapest Person

Adrian Chen · 07/11/10 04:20PM

John Fitzgerald Page is not only a horrible person who once tried to extort $1000 from a 19 year-old girl. He is also the world's cheapest person. Let's enjoy some tales of his absurd frugality!

The Senator Fighting for the Rights of Big Oil

Ravi Somaiya · 05/14/10 03:51PM

Sarah Palin may have competition for the worst politician in Alaska. Meet Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski: She single-handedly blocked a measure to raise the amount of money oil companies are liable for in an oil spill.

Paris Hilton Would Be a Merry Pauper

Richard Lawson · 02/05/08 02:03PM

Famous lesbian Paris Hilton recently did an interview with the most prestigious publication of our times, Parade magazine. In it she discusses the nature of wealth and fame, saying: "You can just have everything you want and not have to deal with the press and people following you. But being rich doesn't even matter, either. I have both and it doesn't even make any difference. I could be happy if I had nothing. So it's not, it's not really about money to me." This comes after her recent revelation that her bazillionaire grandfather Barron Hilton will be donating most of his money to charity. Oh Paris! Wouldn't it be great if grampa's little announcement was just a test and when he reads this interview he proclaims loudly "You have passed! You have proven yourself. Here, take all of my gold"?? Even though it wouldn't matter either way because you've inexplicably managed to make millions on your own?!? After the jump, a clip of how Paris (and friend) would spend her humble, honest days, taking buses and talking to other poors. [Showbiz Spy]