A Gift Guide for Teens by TeensKelly Conaboy · 11/25/15 05:15PM
Five Vapes You Can Buy for the Cool Person in Your Life Who VapesTaylor Berman · 11/25/15 04:00PM
A Gift Guide For the Crash DieterJordan Sargent · 11/24/15 06:00PM
What to Give Your One Black Friend: A Holiday Gift GuideJason Parham · 11/24/15 05:30PM
Congrats—you did it! In spite of some racially insensitive comments and “Can I touch your hair?” queries during February, you survived another tumultuous year as a Privileged American Man (I know, I know—I’m surprised, too). Sure, you lost a few friends and family members along the way, but such is life in a post-Rachel Dolezal World. Fortunately, Stanley, the black kid who lives two doors down, is still mostly cordial with you. Thus, to reward his continued friendship despite your continued ignorance, you’ve decided to be a pal and gift him some “pretty super stuff” (your words, not his). As the ancestors say: One man’s white guilt is another man’s good fortune.
A Gift Guide for a Clam That Wants to Walk Among Humans as an EqualHamilton Nolan · 11/23/15 04:00PM
NYT's Racially Segregated Gift Guide Offends, Not Least of All Because the Gifts Are LameMaureen O'Connor · 12/10/09 05:26AM
When Santa Gives You a Pap SmearMaureen O'Connor · 12/07/09 01:13AM
Ho ho ho! How can we ruin your Christmas today? I know: a public service campaign that instructs men to purchase pap smears for their special women as holiday gifts.