Who Invited Demi Lovato?

Ashley Feinberg · 07/25/16 07:12PM

PHILADELPHIA — It’s the first night of the 2016 Democratic National Convention, and the Wells Fargo Center is about to be filled with the words of such great speakers as Senator Bernie Sanders, First Lady Michelle Obama, and Senator Elizabeth Warren. But first—Demi Lovato.

Welcome to Philly, America's Yellingest City

Alex Pareene · 07/25/16 05:42PM

PHILADELPHIA — All the Democrats had to do was have an uneventful, competently run convention. That’s it. Just four days where nothing horrible and embarrassing happened, with no ridiculous organizational fuckups or humiliating own goals.

Welcome to Philly

Ashley Feinberg · 07/25/16 10:20AM

PHILADELPHIA — Welcome to Day One of the 2016 Democratic National Convention. Hillary signs are sparse, the Bernie bros are in full bloom, and this Guy Fieri look-a-like is vaping up a storm.

Guy in Elephant Hat Finds Hillary Clinton Guilty of Treason

Hudson Hongo · 07/19/16 10:45PM

On Tuesday, Chris Christie took the RNC stage to conduct a witch trial in absentia of Hillary Clinton, which, like all fair and just tribunals, involved one party making their case and a crowd of thousands chanting for blood.

Documents Show Bill Clinton Took All of the Money and Answered None of the Questions

Jordan Sargent · 07/11/16 11:57AM

By their own estimation, Bill and Hillary Clinton have made over $150 million off speaking engagements since Bill left the White House in 2001. Over the last decade, their six-figure fees—and the attendant contractual demands—have become standard, but a new story in the Los Angeles Times reveals some of the extraordinary measures organizations were required to go to in order to book, and satisfy, Bill and his team.

Hillary Lied and the Investigation Died

Gabrielle Bluestone · 07/06/16 05:27PM

Breaking news from Attorney General Loretta Lynch, who announced this evening that the Department of Justice will not bring any charges in the nebulous case against Hillary Clinton related to a private email account she generally used during her time as Secretary of State.

Meme Makes Questionable Journey From Neo-Nazi Message Board to Trump's Twitter

Hannah Gold · 07/03/16 10:05AM

On Saturday, Donald Trump posted a meme on Twitter featuring his Democratic rival Hillary Clinton’s face superimposed on piles of $100 bills, with a Star of David next to her bearing the words “Most Corrupt Candidate Ever!” Charges of antisemitism ensued. Obviously. The post was subsequently removed and reposted with a circle instead of the star.

FBI Grills Hillary Clinton About Emails 

Hannah Gold · 07/02/16 02:45PM

The FBI interviewed presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton for three-and-a-half hours on Saturday morning as part of its investigation into whether her use of a private email server during her time as Secretary of State broke the law. The interview was conducted at FBI Headquarters in Washington D.C.