Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas Will Text You Their Wedding Invitation So Clear Your Schedule Forever

Leah Beckmann · 06/28/12 09:09AM

"Hi! Wanted 2 tell u Alec & Hilaria getting married. 9p, BYOB, 4 Seas, Bev Hills, c u there don't tell papz," is maybe not such a far-fetched version of the actual wedding invitation Alec Baldwin and Hilaria will text to friends and family. According to The Post, the couple hopes to evade paparazzi by texting guests on the day of the wedding rather than sending out invitations.

Alec Baldwin Is Engaged to His Yoga Instructor Girlfriend

Leah Beckmann · 04/02/12 11:03AM

The perpetually opining eldest Baldwin brother proposed to 28-year-old girlfriend, Hilaria Thomas just before his 54th birthday this weekend. Thomas is the sexxxy Spanish yoga instructor to Baldwin's rich, handsome, celebrity, because sometimes life happens exactly the way you think it will. The couple has yet to set a date but we wish them well.

Ashlee Simpson Drunk Dials Emo Ex Pete Wentz

Maureen O'Connor · 08/26/11 10:45AM

An inebriated Ashlee begs Pete to take her back. Mariah Carey's kids have diamond-encrusted diaper pins. Minka and Jeter break up. Emma Watson moves in with a lover, and so does Pippa Middleton, and so does Alec Baldwin. Friday gossip splits the rent.