Gabrielle Bluestone · 10/27/13 02:45PM

McDonalds is slowly squeezing out Heinz. The fast food behemoth was apparently not at all pleased to see former Burger King CEO Bernardo Hees appointed as the new CEO of the H.J. Heinz Co., and as a result, Mickey D's is now "transitioning to other suppliers."

Heinz Surrenders in Bloomberg's War on Salt

Jeff Neumann · 05/14/10 12:08AM

For the first time in 40 years Heinz is significantly changing its ketchup recipe, dropping current sodium levels by 15%. And they're being sneaky — no new label, meaning consumers will have to read the back nutrition panel! Blame Mike.

Bill O'Reilly Will Not Kiss A Man Just For Mayonnaise

Hamilton Nolan · 06/20/08 12:47PM

Heinz has a new commercial out in the UK starring a guy who works at a deli. He's so popular for his delicious mayonnaise, you see, that the man of the house gives him a kiss on the way out the door. But Bill O'Reilly sees this for what it really is: "It was obviously a gay thing!" O'Reilly's insight into the gay issue is almost as piercing as his colleague John Gibson's was when he cracked all those gay jokes about Heath Ledger right after the actor's death. "This whole gender-blending thing, it's confusing to me," says O'Reilly. "I just want mayonnaise. I don't want guys kissing." Sorry; you must have a man's tongue in your mouth before you get any mayonnaise, Bill. Watch the homosexual Heinz ad after the jump.