The Hamburglar Grew Up to Be an EDM-Loving Asshole Dad

Dayna Evans · 05/06/15 03:07PM

Think back, if you dare, to when you were young. Can you recall the Hamburglar, a pudgy cartoon criminal who wore a striped shirt and whose only dream was to steal all of your McDonald’s hamburgers? Now? He’s got a 401k and a propensity for dressing like Justin Bieber.