Who I Would Fuck in the NFL Playoffs Tomorrow

Brian Moylan · 01/13/12 04:34PM

I do not watch football. In fact, I have a deep-seated loathing for the very game of football that goes back to the cold Sundays I was forced to endure with my family at Foxboro Gillette Stadium. I hate football. But that doesn't mean there aren't some football players I want to bone.