Did you know that it's Jay Leno's birthday? David Letterman did, and on tonight's Late Show he used that fact as an opportunity to remind the world once again that he despises Leno. We get it, Dave, we get it.
How can this possibly be? He lost the role of Anchorman's Brian Fantana and the lead in Dinner for Schmucks to Rudd, and also an intense poker game some time ago. Yeah, that'll bruise a man's ego.