What's the Worst Thing Your Sweet Grandma Will Make You Eat this Year?

Caity Weaver · 11/26/14 12:00PM

Grandmothers truly are angels among us: cast out of heaven by God for unspecified crimes, forced to be on their best behavior at all times so that when He calls them back to Paradise to reevaluate the terms of their exile, they can be readmitted without issue, and forget all about their difficult lives on earth. Grandmothers have the wit of Dorothy Parker, the fashion sense of Coco Chanel, and the personality of bae. The only thing they love more than their grandchildren is feeding their grandchildren.

Time to Think About Sex With Grandma

Hamilton Nolan · 12/16/11 11:25AM

Next time you're in the grocery store agonizing over which brand of molasses to buy, remember: Crosby's Molasses is the molasses brand that forces you to think about fucking an elderly woman. Again, that's Crosby's Molasses, for grandmother sex.

92-Year-Old Woman Shoots Up Her Neighbor's House Over a Kiss

Brian Moylan · 03/23/11 03:02PM

92-year-old Helen Staudinger went to her neighbor's house and said she wouldn't leave without a kiss. When the man refused, she went home, got her gun, and fired at his house. That is one grandma you don't want to mess with!

Grandma Reads 50 Cent's Tweets

Christopher Han · 12/20/10 01:48PM

Happy holidays! Here's your grandmother reading 50 Cent's tweets by the fireplace. You know, the really pleasant ones. Nice touch with the custom-made twitter book.