Rich Juzwiak · 02/11/13 10:50AM

Jon Caramanica's reading of the Grammys' antiquated value system is a ferocious explanation of last night's mess.

Here is a Video of Famous People Dancing at the Grammys in Order of Decreasing Emotional Investment

Kate Bennert · 02/11/13 08:38AM

If we learned anything from the Grammys last night it was that Taylor Swift had the best time and Jay-Z didn't really give a shit. But not everyone could identify with one of those two extremes. In fact, one might say emotional investment at the Grammys existed on more of a spectrum. So in between your Taylors Swifts and your Jay-Zs you had your gum-chewing Adeles and your eye-rolling Lena Dunhams. But in the words of LL Cool J, "hashtag the Grammys hashtag equals hashtag music" and music brings people together. So despite the very different levels of enjoyment, at least everyone kind-of-sort-of danced to Bruno Mars last night.

Seven GIFs and a Video Showing How Taylor Swift and Jay-Z Won the Grammys

Max Read · 02/11/13 12:43AM

There are only two true approaches to being in the audience at a major televised awards show, forever in conflict: full, 100-percent commitment to having the time of your life, and full, 100-percent commitment to not giving a shit. On Sunday night at the Grammys, Taylor Swift took the first path, and Jay-Z took the second, and those of us watching at home were far better for it.

Did Jack White and/or Ruby Amanfu Say 'Fuck' During Their Grammys Performance?

Rich Juzwiak · 02/10/13 11:10PM

The lyrics of Jack White's "Love Interruption" go: "I want love to walk right up and bite me / Grab a hold of me and fight me." During his Grammy Awards performance with Ruby Amanfu, it sounds like one or both of them may have said "fuck" instead of "fight." But maybe they didn't.

Justin Bieber Thinks He Deserves a Grammy, Is Rapidly Becoming an Insufferable Brat

Rich Juzwiak · 01/29/13 05:11PM

Justin Bieber has a giant chip on his perpetually shirtless shoulder. He isn't doing much press for his new Believe Acoustic album, but he did sit down with Billboard's Bill Werde for a Q&A. Werde describes him as "unfailingly polite, though occasionally he flattens himself down into a black leather couch, hands jammed into his pockets, and seems bored," and "every bit a normal 18-year-old kid." Which is to say, he's a little bit of a dickhead.

Grammy Awards Let Themselves Go, But Cling To Sexy Past

Seth Abramovitch · 12/08/05 01:06PM

We know you, like we, have Grammy fever, with hotly contested office pools and of course a yearly themed party, replete with Victrola shaped cookies and a home-karaoke stage for guests to put their spin on all the best song nominees. It is, after all, music's biggest night, celebrating and rewarding the very best the arguably superflous major record labels have to offer, as opposed to, say, someone throwing a dart at the Billboard Hot 100 adult contemporary charts. The nominees, many of whom point to Jesus "Babyface" Christ for inspiration, were announced today: