Emergency Delivery for G. Clooney: My Life as an A-List Party CrasherCharlotte Laws · 05/13/15 03:20PM
I was recently voted one of the 15 most notorious party crashers in the world, a title I don’t take lightly. I am proud to report that I came in at No. 4, beating Tareq and Michaele Salahi (#15), Queen Elizabeth (#14) and Bill Murray (#6). Lady Gaga and Serena Williams were handed honorable mentions, but did not actually make the esteemed list. Better luck next time, ladies!
It Costs $600 to Say Hello to George and Amal Clooney in Lake ComoGabrielle Bluestone · 04/05/15 05:39PM
It's a warm summer night and you're sitting outside La Locanda del Cantiere enjoying a nice Brunello when suddenly you see George and Amal Clooney step out onto their terrace to enjoy a lakeside aperitif. "Hullo George! Evening Amal," you call out, for you are nothing if not a friendly expat. Well sir, you just talked yourself into a $600 fine.
Why Is South Sudan a Hellhole? Blame George ClooneyKen Silverstein · 02/06/15 03:00PM
Amal Alamuddin Is Barbara Walters's Most Fascinating, How FascinatingRich Juzwiak · 12/15/14 11:12AM
Christian Bale to George Clooney: "Stop Whining" About the PaparazziAllie Jones · 12/01/14 11:50AM
George and Amal Clooney Probably Can't Adopt a Baby From SyriaAllie Jones · 11/18/14 11:44AM
A Fleet of Weatherproofed Boats Stole the Spotlight at Clooney's WeddingDayna Evans · 09/27/14 04:30PM
George Clooney Put a Picture of His Dick on the Roseanne RefrigeratorRich Juzwiak · 08/05/14 03:20PM
George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin Are Getting Married at Downton AbbeyAleksander Chan · 05/27/14 12:25PM
Professional bachelor George Clooney and fiancé Amal Alamuddin are reportedly getting married in Highclere Castle near London — aka THE Downton Abbey. It's the same castle as depicted on the popular television series about British people and Maggie Smith telling each other secrets and being very dramatic while sitting down.
George Clooney, a Stranger to You, Is Allegedly EngagedKelly Conaboy · 04/27/14 09:25AM
Huh. George Clooney Is Kind of an Asshole.Caity Weaver · 11/12/13 06:00PM
Esquire's December issue features a mammoth profile of Rosemary Clooney's most famous nephew, the popular actor George, entitled "GEORGE CLOONEY'S RULES FOR LIVING." It opens with the sentence, "You must love him." It is unclear whether the 6,062 words that follow are meant to support or subvert this thesis.
Gravity and the Force of ManipulationRich Juzwiak · 09/27/13 08:00AM
George Clooney Joked About Ironing His Balls and Now It's a Real ThingNeetzan Zimmerman · 06/11/13 09:55AM
George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Were Poisoned (With Food)Louis Peitzman · 07/07/12 11:57AM
George Clooney's Backyard Function for Obama Sets New One-Night Fundraising RecordNeetzan Zimmerman · 05/11/12 08:02AM
George Clooney's $40,000-a-plate fundraiser for President Obama, co-hosted by DreamWorks Animation CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg, took place last night at Clooney's Studio City manse, and was, by all accounts a resounding success: The event is believed to have shattered the previous one-night fundraising record of $11 million set by Obama in 2008, bringing in as much as $15 million thanks to the 150 deep-pocketed donors in attendance.
George Clooney Gets Handsomely Arrested At Sudanese Embassy In D.C.Adrian Chen · 03/16/12 10:42AM
George Clooney was arrested today at the Sudanese embassy in Washington D.C. as he led a protest against Sudan's genocidal president, Omar al-Bashir. (The guy next to him is his dad.) You know Joseph Kony is so jealous. "Aw man, Omar gets Clooney and all I get is this random white dude and his kid."
Fear, Loathing, And Modern Medicine: The Faces Of The Academy AwardsTimothy Burke · 02/27/12 09:30AM
Congratulations to David James Glendon, Irish George Clooney LookalikeMax Read · 02/02/12 03:10PM
Drunk & Disorderly: Faces Of The Golden GlobesTimothy Burke · 01/16/12 08:00AM
Awards shows are compelling because they're occasions for the rich, famous, and beautiful to go above and beyond to the apogee of glamor. The Golden Globes, however—mostly due to the mass quantities of alcohol and other substances in close proximity—are often the occasion for the glamorous to become beastlike in the blink of an eye. (Except Kate Winslet. She is never not absolutely fabulous.)