Call 911 If You See This Huge-Ass Blimp on the Loose Today

Sam Biddle · 10/28/15 12:47PM

Here’s a metaphor: a remote-controlled, tremendously expensive, basically useless JLENS aerial surveillance blimp has detached from its tether at Aberdeen Proving Ground in Maryland. If you see it, call the authorities. Do NOT try to get it down yourself.