Hero Throws Tomato at Donald Trump

Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/27/16 02:25PM

Last night’s Donald Trump rally was interrupted by a splattered tomato, a term which is, perhaps for the first time, not being used in reference to Trump’s appearance.

Texas Cops Forced to Eat at Dairy Queen After Brave Whataburger Employee Refused To Serve Them

Gabrielle Bluestone · 09/17/15 09:24AM

Cops are brave, some might say, but I posit to you that true bravery is borne by the man who refuses to serve them. Because truly, there are much better ways to stick it to someone you don’t like than to risk your employment (and other things, probably, this is Texas we’re talking about) just to withhold from them a delicious hamburger.