Giorgio Armani Completes the Circle of Life

Leah Finnegan · 01/02/15 01:25PM

Naaaants een-vwen-yaaaaaaa ma-ba-gee-chi-ba-va (See-tee-hoummmm gwen-ya-maaaaa). And the old lion Giorgio Armani rose anew from the sea Thursday, January 1, 2015, surrounded by youthful companions.

Dear Sony, We'll Screen The Interview For You

Hamilton Nolan · 12/18/14 05:10PM

Faceless hackers—reportedly sponsored by a brutal regime —have succeeded in striking so much fear into the movie industry that nobody will show The Interview. Well, not us. We'd like to formally offer to show it.

At Least You Have Beer In a Box

Hamilton Nolan · 07/29/09 11:00AM

Are you a sad football-watching drunk who wants nothing more than to guzzle cheap American beer and pass out in front of the flickering televised sporting contest, momentarily forgetting your copious problems? No, you're the future of beer marketing!