Prince Harry Should Be King of England, Mayor of Funkytown, Chief Inspector of Boobs

Caity Weaver · 08/22/12 03:35PM

The British monarchy is an expensively maintained tourist attraction, chiefly composed of distant cousins who have married one another, the peasant daughter of a local party planner, and several large hats. Anyone could be the head of it. Queen Elizabeth II, a corgi wearing a monocle, London-born Mischa Barton. Anyone.