On Flag Day, Defend the U.S. Flag By Punishing Those Who Desecrate It!

Ken Layne · 06/14/13 01:21PM

Today is Flag Day, America's most important holiday. And while it might seem like a good idea to wear flag wings over your bikini or use a tattered Old Glory as a summer blouse, such actions are illegal. But because there's no enforcement or punishment for hurting the American flag, freedom is constantly under assault.

The 10 Stupidest American Holidays

Brian Moylan · 10/10/11 02:12PM

Today is Columbus Day in case you weren't aware. What a stupid holiday! Nothing against Columbus (other than the fact he was a dirty colonist who killed off millions of Native Americans) but taking an entire day to celebrate him is a total waste. And there's a whole list of other holidays and celebrations we should get rid of. Let's look.

Tea Party Congressman Drowns American Flag

John Cook · 06/14/11 02:16PM

It's Flag Day, the day when we pray to the American Flag for another year safe from Sharia, which makes it doubly sickening that today photos have emerged showing Tea Party bomb-thrower Rep. Allen West flying a flag underwater while scuba-diving in Florida over the weekend.