Drunken Uconn Shithead Wants His Mac and Cheese Right Now, Cafeteria Staff Not Having It

Jay Hathaway · 10/06/15 09:32AM

This video, uploaded to YouTube Monday, stars an entitled young UConn student who wants some “fucking bacon jalapeño mac and cheese,” but these “fucking idiot” cafeteria workers won’t give it to him. Instead, they keep telling him he’s going to get expelled for bringing beer into Union Street Market. Whatever! This is America, man, and he’s 19. Like some “faggy cafeteria manager cafeteria manager cafeteria manager” can tell him what to do?

BattleBot Fight Montage, Hey All Right

Brendan O'Connor · 07/04/15 02:30PM

Here is a video montage showing only the fights from the first episode of the ABC reboot of BattleBots. Why not!

Lil Wayne's Security Guards Punched This Annoying Kid in the Head

Jay Hathaway · 03/23/15 04:55PM

Here's a story where everyone is bad and wrong: Lil Wayne showed up like 3 hours late to a show in Fort Lauderdale on Saturday night. Fans were understandably pissed that the headliner didn't go on until 3:30 a.m., but some of them handled it less punchably than this gentleman, who held up scrolling messages on his Apple Internet Phone in the direction of the stage.

Teen Arrested For Brutal Brooklyn McDonald's Beating 

Aleksander Chan · 03/13/15 07:55AM

Police have arrested 16-year-old Aniah Ferguson in connection with a gruesome fight that broke out in a Brooklyn McDonald's Wednesday. In cell phone video that quickly made its way around Facebook, one teen can be seen being battered by a group as a crowd of bystanders scream.

Two Stabbed in Bloody Late Night Brawl at Bronx Bodega

Aleksander Chan · 03/02/15 11:55AM

The NYPD are seeking seven people for their involvement in a brawl inside 1253 Deli in the Bronx, where three people were injured, with two suffering stab wounds. Police released surveillance footage of the battle Monday.

Idiot Walmart Customer Headbutts Trash-Talking Employee in the Face 

Jay Hathaway · 02/11/15 10:40AM

A Texas Walmart customer had issues with the way an employee prepared her tax return earlier this week, so they talked it out and amicably settled their differences like adults. Ha, just kidding: The customer headbutted the tax prep worker in the face, and the the two wrestled on the ground, clawing at each other's hair, until bystanders pulled them apart.

Rich Men Report: Diddy Fucked Up Drake at Art Basel

Sam Biddle · 12/08/14 01:08PM

Just hold on, we're going to the hospital: every monied jerkoff under the sun was at the annual Art Basel confab in Miami this weekend, and it wasn't all bad sculptures and group sex. New reports say Diddy punched Drake in his beautiful face and sent him to the doctor last night.

Shopkeeper Fights Off Machete-Slinging Robber in Battle Royale

Aleksander Chan · 11/12/14 09:17AM

Muhammed "Max" Maqsood fended off a machete-wielding masked bandit from robbing his convenience store in Sunderland, England last week with a metal shutter pole. The 63-year-old shop owner lost part of his middle finger in the battle and the accused attacker is at large.