On Sale at Most Major Massage Parlors

Jessica · 08/01/06 02:40PM

The 2007 edition of the official FDNY's Calendar of Heroes goes on sale today; for just $15.95, you can buy yourself 12 sexy months of the city's hottest firefighters and their rock-hard abs — plus all proceeds go to the nonprofit FDNY foundation, which funds the fire department's training and recruitment. So you can entertain those erotic firehose fantasies and feel good about it too.

In the Event of a Terrorist Attack, Conde Nast Will Survive

Jesse · 06/01/06 12:10PM

Yes, there was bad news for New York's anti-terrorism efforts today, with news that the federal Department of Homeland Security has cut the city's anti-terror funding by 40 percent, redirecting that money to other notoriously high-risk locales like Louisville and Omaha. But, at the same time, there's also some good news. The Durst Organization yesterday unveiled the city's first dual-repeater system, which will enable firefighters to remain in radio contact with one another even when spread through high-rise buildings, in its tower at 4 Times Square — better known as the Conde Nast Building.

Christmas in July: The 2006 Firefighters Calendar

Jessica · 07/21/05 10:00AM

Ladies and Gays, start your libidos: The 2006 firefighters calendar goes on sale today, featuring 13 of New York's finest specimens. If the fire in your pants is completely intolerable, you can even go stalk the Calendar of Heroes' Beefy McBeefcakes in Times Square, where they'll be autographing your already-sticky copies from 11-3. All money raised by the calendar's sales go to the nonprofit FDNY Fire Safety Education Fund — which means, for once, your financial investment in spank material will go to a very good cause.