Have We Peaked? Introducing The Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe

Max Rivlin-Nadler · 06/09/13 01:45PM

Take a long, deep breath and look out on the bountiful expanse, for we are at the top of this roller-coaster ride we call America. Our apex comes in the form of the Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe, and though our swift decline will accompany a deep rumble in our bowels, we should have no regrets. This is what we were always meant for.