What Was "First Class?"

Hamilton Nolan · 08/27/14 11:04AM

Those who keep a close eye on the airline industry tell us that many airlines today are considering doing away with "First Class," in favor of, I suppose, either more ultraluxury seats, or more tiny hell seats. What was "First Class," anyhow?

You Don't Need That Fancy Shit

Hamilton Nolan · 08/02/12 02:50PM

Listen: you don't really need $100 athletic shoes. You don't really need Under Armour compression gear.

All Fast Food Outlets Now 'Cafes'

Hamilton Nolan · 06/14/11 09:39AM

Americans are a proud people. So even when we are completely broke, as we are now, we still demand that our natural fantasies of class and superiority be indulged. Welcome to the crappy cheap food place cafe, sir.