If you asked random people to name one thing they want from Steve Harvey, some of them would say "relationship advice," because that's the weird and gross world we live in. But many more would correctly identify Harvey's most valuable contribution to humanity: "reactions to truly dumb Family Feud answers."
Pete, a man with a bad dick, had a rough time on Monday's Family Feud. When Steve Harvey asked Pete's wife what one part of her husband's body she would choose to change, she didn't even hesitate before answering: His poor, inadequate penis.
Jimmy Fallon apparently didn't feel like hosting his own show last night, so he turned it over to Steve Harvey for a nearly-full-length game of Family Feud, pitting Fallon and (a very quiet) Jason Segel against The Roots.
This family needed 200 points to win the final "fast money" round of Family Feud, and their patriarch (played by Jeffrey Tambor?) effortlessly scored 182 of them. All his daughter needed to do was finish the job with 18 more.
Family Feud is like those word association games in that the show forces you to respond so quickly to a random question that your kneejerk response may inadvertently reveal something about yourself that you'd rather keep hidden from a national audience.
"We asked 100 men. Name a part of your body that's bigger than it was when you were 16." It's not so much that she answered "penis," but rather how quickly and easily the word rolled off her tongue.