Movies are full of cliches. The best way to illustrate this is to take every instance of one such cliche—like the "I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you" line—and create a supercut. Well... supercut inside!
As you know, Snooki was arrested today in Seaside Heights for disorderly conduct. And judging by this video—obtained moments ago by TMZ—in which Snooki attempts (and fails) to get on a bike, it's not hard to imagine why.
"If I thought like you, I'd kill myself," said an angry M. Night Shyamalan at a recent presser after being asked by a reporter if his newest film was an attempt to revive his faltering career. Inside, Shyamalan's full response.