Allie Jones · 12/01/15 10:35AM

Imagine a world in which Emma Watson didn’t say “feminism” during her iconic U.N. speech. Damn. I can’t.

Me to You

Caity Weaver · 07/08/14 09:05AM

That's me to you.

Russell Crowe as "Noah" Looks Just Like Russell Crowe as "Russell Crowe"

Caity Weaver · 08/10/12 04:54PM

The first image has just been released of Russell Crowe as Noah in Black Swan director Darren Aronofsky's biblical follow-up to his 2010 film about lesbian ballerinas who do it, real nasty, lesbian style. And it confirms what many have long suspected: Russell Crowe sure does look like that.

Jennifer Lopez Was Giving Lap Dances to a Man Half Her Age

Brian Moylan · 11/21/11 12:18PM

J.Lo was getting dirty in public with her new 20-something boytoy. Oscar de la Hoya likes it in the butt. Bethenny Frankel's cocktail may not be as pure as she thinks. Robert Wagner thought Natalie Wood was messing around the night she died. Monday's gossip lost its virginity a long time ago.

A Starlet's Guide to Dealing With Upskirt Photographs, Featuring Upskirt Photographs

Maureen O'Connor · 09/25/11 04:01PM

Royal horror: Pippa Middle got into an upskirt photo situation at London Fashion Week. Now, the simplest way to avoid an upskirt photograph is to wear longer skirts or pants. (Or live in a world with civility. Hah! Right.) Unfortunately, starlets live in a world where the skirts are short, the cars are fancy and difficult to climb out of, and cameras are everywhere. Consequently, starlets' vaginas are in perpetual peril. How do they deal with this? Now presenting the Seven Highly Effective Habits of Starlets With Cameras Pointed Up Their Skirts.

Ashlee Simpson Drunk Dials Emo Ex Pete Wentz

Maureen O'Connor · 08/26/11 10:45AM

An inebriated Ashlee begs Pete to take her back. Mariah Carey's kids have diamond-encrusted diaper pins. Minka and Jeter break up. Emma Watson moves in with a lover, and so does Pippa Middleton, and so does Alec Baldwin. Friday gossip splits the rent.

Meet Emma Watson's Boyfriend Johnny Simmons

Max Read · 08/07/11 11:01AM

Emma Watson is spotted kissing her costar. Charlie Sheen is going to die in a "meat explosion." Larry David is more popular with the ladies than Alexander Skarsgard. Sunday gossip doesn't care about its $2 trillion error.

Emma Watson Meets Her Gay Porn Doppleganger

Max Read · 07/19/11 10:25PM

When etiquette guides of the future answer the question What do you do when you meet the gay porn star playing you?, they will probably include this photograph of Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies, alongside Cameron Adams, who plays, yes, "Himmione Gainghim" in Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer's Balls.

Meet the Newest Beckham, Harper

Max Read · 07/17/11 11:13AM

The Beckhams show off their latest project. Marc Anthony missed out on meeting the Royals thanks to the divorce. Nicole Scherzinger is engaged. Sunday gossip is looking to get its hands on some Ibogaine.

Uncle Jesse Is Dating Bridget Jones

Maureen O'Connor · 07/14/11 10:50AM

John Stamos and Renee Zellweger go on a date at a little-known romantic hotspot called Disneyland. Kim Kardashian sets her wedding date. Patrick Schwarzenegger gets a job at the mall. Blake Lively wants to wed Leo. Thursday gossip is a wish your heart makes.