Pete, a man with a bad dick, had a rough time on Monday's Family Feud. When Steve Harvey asked Pete's wife what one part of her husband's body she would choose to change, she didn't even hesitate before answering: His poor, inadequate penis.
What would you do if your cymbal broke in the middle of a rendition of The Star-Spangled Banner? Probably nothing as graceful as this awkward kid's beautiful recovery.
Most college freshmen only find it necessary to be mortified by their roommate, their room decorations, their dorm mates, the difficulty of the classes, their struggles with newfound freedom, their all-too-frequent intoxication, and the overwhelming sense of being a lost and anonymous soul in a brand new environment in which nobody loves them. Now, at least one school is working to ensure that they're also mortified by their own lack of physical fitness. Progress!
Oh my god cringe city. CRINGE CITY. These girls changed the lyrics from the trashy sin-celebrating "Tik Tok" to something more god-appeasing. But it's not okay. NOBODY IS AMUSED. Awkward, inappropriate teen sinners inside.