Maggie · 11/19/07 03:10PM
The Associated Press is apologizing for running a story about Paris Hilton in which our young heroine reportedly championed the rights of alcoholic elephants in India. Hilton did not, in fact, tell reporters, "The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them." She was, however, quoted in Page Six today as saying that "There are no guys at this party - or in LA in general. New York has so much better guys," which in essence is about the same thing.