Hamilton Nolan · 06/11/15 10:55AM

Wow, big time panic, egg prices have skyrocketed to an all-time high: as much as $3 a dozen. Oh my god, crisis, this means that eggs are... still cheap as hell! Cheapest protein on the market, folks. Eggs—still a great deal!

Egg Prices Are Going Up, Which Is Good

Hamilton Nolan · 12/29/14 09:15AM

This year (because of a law, obviously, not out of any sense of kindness), chickens will get bigger houses. That means the price of eggs is going up. Okay, good.

How Much Should Breakfast Cost?

Hamilton Nolan · 01/09/14 09:21AM

When you're "on the go," you need a breakfast that's quick, filling, delicious, and reasonably priced. Some restaurants apparently can't figure this out, so we have prepared a simple guide for idiots.

Some Fools Think They Can Improve on The Egg

Hamilton Nolan · 11/06/13 02:44PM

Here is some straight up bullshit: some scientist who like "playing god" are trying to improve on one of God's Greatest Creations—the incredible edible egg. NEWS FLASH, eggheads: it ain't gonna happen.

Chicken-Less Eggs Now For Sale at Whole Foods

Lacey Donohue · 09/10/13 06:38PM

In another strike against urban chicken lovers, today Whole Foods stores in California began selling Beyond Eggs, a plant-based egg substitute made from ground-up peas, sorghum, and “a few other ingredients.” Backed by high-profile investors like Bill Gates and Paypal’s Peter Thiel, Beyond Eggs can “replace eggs in everything from cakes to mayonnaise” without any filthy chickens getting involved.

Taylor Berman · 08/15/12 11:42PM

It might be time to reconsider your breakfast: eggs are almost as bad for your arteries as cigarettes, says a new study.

Egg-Pelting Hooligan Attacks Beyonce's Trailer Park Video Set

Maureen O'Connor · 08/04/11 02:46PM

Literally breaking: A "rowdy 23-year-old" snuck onto the set of Beyonce's music video set in a trailer park and screamed, "I can be a better dancer!" then threw an egg at a cop. So, the trespasser was either a wannabe backup dancer who just happened to have a raw egg in his pocket (comes in handy for spontaneous souffle-offs) or someone who is a better dancer than Beyonce. Baryshnikov, maybe.