This Man Has Fucked 700 Cars, a Few Helicopters, and One Human Woman

Andy Cush · 10/14/14 01:48PM

It's a tale as old as time: boy meets car, boy fucks car, boy moves on, lives life, fucks more cars, gets confused, fucks human, falls in love (with car), settles down, keeps a few sidepieces, and fucks a helicopter here and there, too, whenever he can get it.