The Next Eat, Pray, Love Is an Erotic BDSM Novel

Louis Peitzman · 03/10/12 11:35AM

Have you heard about Fifty Shades of Grey? It's the hot new thing on the literary scene. The New York Times reports that bookstores cannot keep up with demands for the smash hit novel, which was published by an independent press in Australia. Perhaps that's why Fifty Shades of Grey is number one on the e-book fiction bestsellers list, and number three on's bestseller list. The people have spoken, and they demand more porn.

The Shocking Last Exorcism Twist Revealed

Richard Lawson · 08/30/10 10:37AM

It's true. There's a surprise ending. Did people like it? Find out for yourself. People did definitely like a film about people taking things called Takers, and people still feel pretty good about Julia Roberts too.

It's Official: Men Defeat Women in Gender War

Richard Lawson · 08/16/10 10:19AM

Yeah, it was finally determined this weekend when a bunch of virile, grunting men pummeled not only some chick on a road trip but also her little wimpy sissyboy friend, who wasn't really a man to begin with.

Meet Elizabeth Gilbert, Unrecognized Public Intellectual

Doree Shafrir · 01/07/10 04:22PM

Elizabeth Gilbert, who—SPOILER ALERT!—married the guy she met at the end of Eat, Pray, Love, just published a new book about said marriage. But all she really wants is to be taken seriously as a smart person.