Duck Dynasty Nephew Running for Congress Says Our Rights Come From God

Aleksander Chan · 06/16/14 05:45PM

Zach Dasher, nephew of Phil and Silas "Uncle Si" Robertson, of the highly politicized Duck Dynasty flock, announced his candidacy today for the Louisiana congressional seat to be vacated by Vance McAlister, who was caught on camera making out with a woman who was not his wife. It's a circling back of sorts: McAlister's other big moment of celebrity was when Duck Dynasty son Willie endorsed him for the same seat.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Refuses to Lose to Duck Dynasty

Jay Hathaway · 06/06/14 11:48AM

Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Cosmos, the Carl Sagan–inspired show that answers viewers' questions about the physical universe (and raises new ones), is up for a Critics' Choice Award in the same category as Duck Dynasty, a show that pits a family of sentient beards against men's sinful anuses.

God's Not Dead Is a Vapid Pat on the Back for Christians

Sarah Hedgecock · 04/11/14 09:00AM

Before I went to see the recent Christian movie God's Not Dead, I thought its surprising success could be attributed mostly to youth group sales, and not to people who actually like this movie. In most of the discussions I'd seen, viewers both Christian and not found it boring and offensive, and I can't say I disagree.

Gabrielle Bluestone · 12/19/13 11:33PM

Does a Dynasty end not with a whimper but with a man's anus? The family put out a statement today saying that although they're in discussions, their duck may be cooked. "We have had a successful working relationship with A&E but, as a family, we cannot imagine the show going forward without our patriarch at the helm."

What Is Duck Dynasty and What Does It Have to Do With a Man's Anus?

Taylor Berman · 12/19/13 01:18PM

You, my fellow godless, sarcastic, coastal elites, may recently have heard something about a reality TV show called Duck Dynasty. Specifically, one of its main cast members said some homophobic and racist shit that earned him an indefinite suspension from the show. The controversy, of course, has generated stupid reactions the usual idiots. But let's go back a step, because you're probably thinking to yourself, "What the fuck is a Duck Dynasty?" Let me explain.