Chipotle Sued For Defrauding Investors Over the E. Coli They Were Serving Up

Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/08/16 04:07PM

Chipotle, the chain Mexican restaurant that proudly boasts a menu of food “with integrity,” and in several instances, “with E. coli,” has a new affliction to fight off: A lawsuit alleging the company defrauded its investors with regard to its food safety, or lack thereof.

Celery: Nothing Tastes as Good as Death Feels

Gabrielle Bluestone · 12/02/15 11:02AM

Conventional wisdom holds if you want to be skinny, eat a bunch of celery. Here’s why: It’s not because chewing it requires more calories than a single stalk contains—a fact I learned in middle school but have not, in fact, ever verified.

Trick or Treat: Nothing Tastes as Good as Death Feels

Gabrielle Bluestone · 10/16/15 10:21AM

Fall’s crisp days are quickly drying out into a spooky, bitter cold as Halloween approaches and small, masked children gather in mobs. But this Hallow’s Eve promises to be even more frightening, as something truly macabre awaits us: it’s the sweet taste of death and it’s coming from inside the house.

Cucumbers: Nothing Tastes As Good as Death Feels

Gabrielle Bluestone · 09/10/15 11:58AM

Looking for a low-calorie, refreshing way to hasten your impending death? Why not try a cucumber—an easy way to play Russian dressing roulette with your salad—and your life.

Parks and Rec Exec Found Dead From Apparent Overdose

Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/19/15 08:35PM

Harris Wittels, a writer, executive producer and apparent inventor of the term "humblebrag," was reportedly found dead in his California home Thursday. According to TMZ, police are treating it as an overdose.

Month-Long Poop Cruise Finally Docks, Promptly Picks Up New Victims

Gabrielle Bluestone · 11/16/14 07:36PM

A month-long Princess Cruises poop cruise that saw more than 170 people fall ill with norovirus finally docked in Los Angeles Sunday. Not great news for the passengers but pretty good news for the cruise company, which announced plans to hose the boat down and ship out a new group of potential victims the same day.

Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/01/14 10:06PM

New York City private school kids: not generally the most vaccinated bunch.

Drug Company Shamed Into Giving Treatment to a Dying 7-Year-Old

Gabrielle Bluestone · 03/11/14 11:08PM

Last week, a North Carolina drug company told the parents of a dying seven-year-old that they couldn't sell him a potentially life-saving treatment because doing so would slow their efforts to get the drug to market.

Hot Pockets Might Have Diseased Animal Meat In Them

Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/18/14 10:45PM

Sad day for anyone who hoped never to know what exactly they were eating in their Hot Pockets ® Philly Steak & Cheese sandwich — according to the USDA it might be the meat of "diseased and unsound animals."