Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Wrong CyclistJay Hathaway · 08/11/14 01:15PM
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Proliferation of Bank Branches Attributable to DouchebagsHamilton Nolan · 06/09/14 09:34AM
Republican Senate Nominee Explains That Women Don't Really Get Pregnant From 'Legitimate Rape' [UPDATED]Louis Peitzman · 08/19/12 01:45PM
Get ready for some cold, hard science facts.
Two and a Half Men Co-Creator Half-Apologizes for Being a Total DickLouis Peitzman · 04/02/12 07:19PM
School Assembly Devolves into Surprise Anti-Gay Anti-Choice Bash FestCaity Weaver · 03/13/12 11:43PM
Former LA City Commissioner Blames Fondness for Child Porn on Magic TumorsCaity Weaver · 02/29/12 07:37PM
A former Los Angeles City Commissioner, 63-year old Al Abrams, made his first court appearance this afternoon to answer to charges of possessing and distributing child pornography even though he totally didn't do anything wrong. The real culprit was his split-personality, which, coincidentally, also manifests itself as 63-year old Al Abrams.
Hugh Hefner’s Son Arrested for Domestic ViolenceCaity Weaver · 02/14/12 09:21PM
Ann Coulter's 'Douche Bag' Too Edgy for Morning JoeMax Read · 11/29/11 10:40AM
The first question you probably asked yourself when you got out of bed this morning was probably, "What insightful opinions can Ann Coulter share with me today?" And now you'll never now, thanks to the oppressive "douche bags" at Morning Joe, who bleeped out about 13 seconds of Coulter's hilariously edgy political commentary: