America Finally Defeats Mexico In Historic Labor Day Battle

Richard Lawson · 09/07/10 10:08AM

Yup, it's been decided. You're next, Europe. Elsewhere this weekend, some old has-beens fared pretty well, people just kept on taking stuff, and a romantic comedy turned out to be something else altogether.

Katherine Heigl Will Literally Never Die

Richard Lawson · 05/13/10 10:31AM

She is immortal, it's already been written. Also today: the American Family movie adds some cast members, the networks pick up a bunch of shows for next season, some sad Don Johnson news, and horrible women.

Happy Birthday

cityfile · 12/15/09 07:05AM

Julie Taymor, the Tony-winning theater and film director, turns 57 today. Adam Brody, the actor and former star of The O.C. is turning 30. Don Johnson is 60. Stuart Townsend, the actor better known as Charlize Theron's boyfriend, turns 37. Virginia Senator Mark Warner is turning 55. Comedian Tim Conway is 76. And Andrew Luster, the Max Factor heir and convicted rapist, will mark his 46th birthday behind bars today.

Happy Birthday

cityfile · 12/15/08 07:35AM

Tony-winning director Julie Taymor is 56 today. Actor Stuart Townsend (otherwise known as Mr. Charlize Theron) is 36. Adam Brody, who starred in The OC, is 29. Virginia's former governor and now Senator-elect, Mark Warner, is turning 54. And Don Johnson is 59 today.

Defamer Goes To The Opera And Actually Manages To Stay Awake

Nick Malis · 09/12/08 05:45PM

To some, the top tier of Hollywood society means getting through the velvet rope at The Kress without a hassle, but after hanging with the crustiest of the upper crust at the opening weekend festivities of Los Angeles Opera — in which we took in Howard Shore's The Fly and Woody Allen's interpretation of Gianni Schicchi — Defamer has seen the light. Yes, there’s another level of society out there that's upholstered in rich mahogany and fine Corinthian leather, and I infiltrated it for you. So if you want to find out how the people who dress like Uncle Pennybags from Monopoly get down, strap on that cummerbund and let's begin.I’m no opera buff, but I heard that David Cronenberg was directing an opera version of The Fly and I wanted to go. When I saw that decent tickets were like $250 each, I decided to pretend I was a journalist and get in for free. This worked shockingly well. Not only did I get orchestra seats to The Fly, but also tickets to Il Trittico (a Puccini trilogy directed by William Friedkin and Woody Allen) as well as an invitation to the opening weekend black tie gala. In other words, my ass got hooked up.

How Jimmy Wales gets the ladies

Owen Thomas · 06/30/08 07:00PM

We've always wondered how a schlubby guy like Jimmy Wales sees so much action. It can't be the I-founded-Wikipedia-can-I-edit-your-page pickup lines — for every Rachel Marsden he lands with those, one thinks Wales would get 10 drinks in the face. At last, we've gotten a scientific explanation: It's the stubble. A recent study found women prefer mates with stubbly cheeks to smooth faces or full beards. (Thank you, Don Johnson.) And according to Wales's comprehensive compendium of facial hair stylings, Wales himself is the iconic paragon of stubble. (Photo by EvgenyGenkin)

Serene Britney Spears Doesn't Know Why You Keep Offering Advice

Ryan Tate · 02/18/08 07:58AM

Don Johnson Encounters Feta Cheese In Larchmont Village

seth · 09/28/07 03:14PM

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Gossip roundup

Gawker · 03/12/03 04:35PM

· Actress Beverly D'Angelo believes LA publicist Pat Kingsley is trying to smear her name on behalf of her children's father, Al Pacinoa client of Kingsley's. [Page Six]
· P Diddy plans on marketing fruity liquors called "Diddy Drinks." [Page Six]
· German customs officials say they stopped washed out Miami Vice actor Don Johnson with a suitcase that contained $8 billion in cash and securities. He says he was "going to buy a car." [NY Daily News]
· Vogue is looking for an addition to the English socialites in their employthe socially ubiquitous Sykes sisters. Vogue's Fashion Merch Manager is looking for an assistant with "events background," who "could be trained as a media spokesperson." [Chic Happens]