In an incident similar to the Great Roommate Buttering Caper of May 2011 in terms of messiness, domestic disruption, and—perhaps most remarkably—the involvement of a woman named Dawn, a Chicago wife has been arrested for hurling cupcakes at her husband during an argument. How sweet it isn't! ("It" being a difficult-sounding marriage.)
Usually low-profile HBO chief Chris Albrecht is hiding out at home in Los Angeles, and has not been charged after his weekend visit to a Las Vegas jail. Police officers said that they saw him involved in some manner of fisticuffs (or at least a misunderstanding) with his girlfriend at the MGM Grand's valet parking. (We prefer to rumble at New York, New York.) We're looking forward to Albrecht's lawsuit against the Las Vegas Tourism board regarding their "What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas" slogan, which has now proven to be a complete and total lie. His girlfriend won't be pressing charges, but two cops say they saw "evidence of battery." HBO has said nothing.