Bring Your Dog to Our Office

Hamilton Nolan · 08/17/16 12:53PM

What’s happening to our website? Who owns us now? Who’s in charge? Nobody knows. Why don’t you bring us a dog?

Cut My Hair Right

A dog · 08/11/16 03:00PM

A-oooooga! The sound of the approaching tugboat shatters the night’s fog. I make the boat sound with my own wet mouth.

Public Dogs

Hamilton Nolan · 08/08/16 02:25PM

Maybe you like dogs but you can’t have a dog. That’s where public dogs come in.

Jeb on George W. Bush’s Shower Paintings: "That's Really Weird" 

Allie Jones · 02/18/16 10:24PM

At tonight’s CNN Republican Presidential Town Hall in Columbia, South Carolina, after months of struggling to connect with voters, Jeb Bush finally said something we can all relate to: He thinks his brother’s painting habit is “really weird.” Jeb didn’t refer to W.’s naked self-portraits specifically, but I’m sure those haunt his dreams.

Brendan O'Connor · 11/11/15 07:04PM

“The ultimate question is ‘could a dog fly a plane?’ so we have undertaken some training using an aircraft simulator.” What hath God wrought!

What Kind of Dog Is Each Presidential Candidate? 

Allie Jones · 11/06/15 03:45PM

There are only several hundred more days until the 2016 presidential election—have you picked your favorite candidate yet? No? Well, perhaps it would help to imagine each one of them, who are all so confident that they should be the next person to run this country into the ground, as a dog.