Canadian petty crimelord Justin Bieber was pushed around Disneyland in a wheelchair over the weekend, causing wild speculation that not only is he a sarcastic little asshole, he's also an unfair line-jumper and a blight on the Happiest Place on Earth. "Justin Bieber + wheelchair + Disneyland = I get to cut to the front of the line!" calculated the advanced mathematicians at TMZ labs.
With Disney having cornered the market on cutesy, it's pretty easy to forget that some of the company's characters are supposed to be evil beyond redemption.
Mr. Glen Horlacher, 53, was arrested on Saturday after going on a "cursing tirade" outside Disney Land's Tower of Terror and then punching and kicking park employees and visitors. Happiest Place on Earth™? More like Punching-and-Cursingest Place on Earth™. (The action, such as it is, doesn't really start till around a minute into the clip.) Disney employees retaliated by turning Horlacher's face into the Pepper-Sprayiest Face on Earth™. [KABC]
Today, the Disney Parks Christmas Parade took place in California and Florida. Naturally, the event closed with a performance of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey—who sat down for much of it. Watch inside.