Rich People and Liars Ruin Disneyland for the Disabled

Cord Jefferson · 09/24/13 05:00PM

Just as they do everything, rich people and entitled liars have tarnished Disneyland for everyone today with their disgusting and pitiful greed. Is nothing sacred? No, nothing is sacred.

"Spiritual Message of Goodwill" Shuts Down Happiest Place on Earth

Louis Peitzman · 03/03/12 05:40PM

Disneyland was shut down for several hours today due to the presence of a "suspicious object." That object turned out to be a scroll with a peaceful message for park guests. Disneyland spokesperson Suzi Brown explains, "People can't do this. We take it seriously."

Here's a Drunk Guy Getting Repeatedly Pepper Sprayed at Disney Land for Punching People

Max Read · 02/20/12 11:38AM

Mr. Glen Horlacher, 53, was arrested on Saturday after going on a "cursing tirade" outside Disney Land's Tower of Terror and then punching and kicking park employees and visitors. Happiest Place on Earth™? More like Punching-and-Cursingest Place on Earth™. (The action, such as it is, doesn't really start till around a minute into the clip.) Disney employees retaliated by turning Horlacher's face into the Pepper-Sprayiest Face on Earth™. [KABC]

Happy Birthday, Child Bride Courtney Stodden!

Maureen O'Connor · 08/29/11 12:52PM

Hollywood child bride Courtney Stodden turns 17 today, reducing the age gap with her creepy actor husband Doug Hutchison to a mere 34 years. Doug gave Courtney a shopping spree at Victoria's Secret and a trip to Disneyland for her birthday.

Racist Map Found at Disneyland

Matt Cherette · 04/12/10 12:47PM

We all know there are an infinite number of web sites devoted to uncovering the hidden secrets of Disneyland. On Saturday, Eric Spiegalman found one they all missed: a racist map of California in the Main Street Railroad Station. Uh-oh!