Nigella Lawson's Husband Now Admits He Assaulted Her

Caity Weaver · 06/18/13 11:41AM

The millionaire husband of British chef Nigella Lawson has admitted to police he assaulted his wife during an argument at a restaurant last week, after initially dismissing the incident as "a playful tiff." Over the weekend, photographs surfaced of Charles Saatchi, 70, grabbing his wife's throat with one hand a total of four times and also pinching her nose. Lawson left the restaurant in tears. A hilarious brunch!

Chicago Nanny Stole $600 from Kids' Wallets; Kids Had $600 in Their Wallets

Caity Weaver · 04/10/12 10:19PM

A nanny in Northbrook, an affluent Chicago suburb, was arrested last week after she stole $600 from the wallets of the kids she was watching. According to a police report, the children's father confronted Alexandra Donohue, 22, after noticing the money was missing. She initially denied taking the money, but later admitted to police that she had — the one flaw in an otherwise flawless defense.

Subway Rider Offers To Help Man Put Penis Back Into Pants

Foster Kamer · 07/05/09 06:00PM

The subway does the strangest thing to people. For example, sometimes, the penises of men will escape their pants! This is a strange phenomenon that's only well-documented in retrospect. Until now. Uncensored flasher action, after the jump.